Archive for January, 2010

My Last Name

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

It’s odd, my last name. I know – or at least know of – every single person with my last name.

Namely, me, my brother, my dad and step-mum, my uncle (dad’s brother) and aunt; the dad’s cousins (x2? one may be married now) and one of the cousin’s two kids, who live near Aberystwyth.

That’s it.

There’s also single-figure numbers of a branch of the family – related a fair few generations ago – who spell it Chillistone rather than Chilestone. Rootsweb has this:

Subject: Re: [OEL] Population trends

Let me give you a current worked example.

My name is David Chillistone. Before about 1840 it was spelt Chilestone,
but "my" branch of that family name ended up with the spelling "Chillistone"
through a clerical error (all were illiterate Ag Labs, so had no idea how to
spell the surname anyway). There are a few people of the Chilestone
spelling around, but not many. There's single figure numbers of
Chillistones. Here's why. (more...)

Blog By Hand

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

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I Is For iPad

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

Apple have announced the launch of the much-anticipated “Jesus Tablet”, the iPad.

As usual, most of the predictions were nowhere near close.

Unlike earlier Windows tablet PC’s, the iPad has no keyboard, no DVD drive, you can’t install normal apps on it and use it like a normal computer plus touchscreen. No. It’s a whole different thing.

But it’s so pretty. I want. Now.

iPad at apple.com

Does Cambridge Actually Need Another Tesco?

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Started back at uni on Monday. Got off the bus to be met by the site of the empty bed store on East Road being turned into another Tesco Express.

Everyone knows Cambridge is one of the UK’s biggest Tesco towns, with well over 51% of all retail spend happening at the Evil Empire. Most people also will have heard of the mass protests that accompanied their plans to open a store in Mill Road, mostly citing the fact that the wide variety of independents in that street will be forced to close. (This is crap, of course; if you don’t want the indies to go bust, keep shopping there instead of at Tesco. Bet you won’t though.)

But the arrival of the East Road store seems to have been met with less fanfare. It’ll certainly do well, with all the live-in students of ARU – a few hundred – being three minutes’ walk away. But is there actually a gap for a store here? Newmarket Road Tesco is open the same hours and is only a ten minute walk. Asda is even closer, and the hated Mill Road Express about fifteen minutes.

Then there’s Sainsbury’s in the city centre, Co-Op at Milton Road (two of them), and Chesterton Lane, and Mill Road, and Newnham. Another Express at the Junction site on Hills Road. All these shops are within a fifteen minute stroll at most from the new one.

And while we’re on the subject, why does no-one complain about the Co-Op’s aggressive blanket coverage of Cambridge? No-one kicked up when they opened on Mill Road for example. Maybe because the Co-Op are seen as “nice”, they’re owned by the people that shop there etc. But to you or me, Co-Op is just another place to buy food and fags – exactly the same as Tesco. So why are they not seen as a threat to local business?

Cambridge is a fairly small city, albeit one that’s expanding quite a bit. I think Tesco need to calm down a bit, but maybe Co-Op do too. They have eight food stores in Cambridge, plus banks, funeral services, travel agents etc. Tesco’s website shows 9 stores, not including East Road, and they also seem to have forgotten about Bar Hill Extra, which is slightly outside the city but still very much counted as a Cambridge branch. They also don’t list One-Stop branded stores, which are fully owned by the Evil Empire.

Like it or not, Tesco are a threat to local business, because as much as people say “I won’t shop there” they always will.

No Mill Road Tesco Campaign

Look At THIS Fucking Hipster

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

via The Chive

Tattoo Fail

We’ve all seen some truly awful tattoos, not least Kimberley Vlaminck, who had 56 stars tattooed (tattoo’d?) on her face and tried to claim she had fallen asleep. But I remain brilliantly ink-free.

I’ve never quite got this attitude of “I want a tattoo. What shall I get?” If you have a truly brilliant idea for a tattoo – or one that has some meaning to you, like a friend with his dead sister’s name on his arm, or even the dreaded “children’s names and date of birth” scrawlings – well, fair enough. Something really cool you just HAVE to have inked in right away? Like Marcuses “Red Rum” and “OCD” tattoos, or Russ’s Clockwork Orange pieces… well, as long as you’re SURE that’s going to still be cool, at least to you, in fifty years time, go ahead and do it.

But I really hate the trend of people permanently marking themselves just because they want a tattoo – any tattoo – or because their friends have all got one.

Look at the number of fifteen year old girls with “arse wing” tramp stamps, for example – you know, those “mysterious Celtic symbols” on the lower back, or the Spice Girls-influenced armband craze of a few years ago. Basically, if after deciding to get a load of ink injected into your skin, you have to spend hours choosing WHAT to have, then you shouldn’t get it done. Simples!

And everyone who had three shots of Mickey Finn’s for breakfast and drunkenly decided a tattoo would be cool… hey, at least it’s under your sock ;)

Linkiest – What Caught My Eye This Week

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Some girls, some lols and some NSFW’s.

21 Condom Ads You Never Saw Coming

Ten Nuns Behaving Badly

Ten Nuns Behaving Badly

...why?

...why?

Need a hand wiping your arse, fatty?

Need a hand wiping your arse, fatty?

Maddie Countdown... oh the wrongness

Maddie Countdown... oh the wrongness

I love websites that only do one thing

I love websites that only do one thing

Like Some Sort Of Creative Prophet

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Suffering from serious tiredness-induced redeye, I present the latest addition to the FZK family, Prophetic Creative.

That’s A Bit Disturbing…

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

No Smoking Or Anything Else

Monday, January 11th, 2010

©Supertremendous.comThe signage regulations since the smoking ban, introduced in 2007, have always seemed a little farcical to me. Before, a simple No Smoking sign was displayed in any shop, restaurant, pub, taxi etc that had opted to be smoke-free. Now, every single establishment must display an “it is illegal to smoke in these premises” sign at EVERY entrance.

Wouldn’t it have been a good opportunity to actually reduce the number of signs littering every bar, estate agents, bank, charity shop and discount superstore on the high street? Why must every taxi display a no-smoking sign on every door? Why must the communal staircase in my block of flats have six six such notices – one on each flight and one on every landing? Seeing as it’s illegal to smoke pretty much everywhere, couldn’t we assume that you can’t light up unless a sign states you can?

And what was wrong with the universally-recognised anti-fag symbol on its own? Do we really need all the extra text?

A Good Cheese Sandwich

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Today, for the first time since finishing uni before Christmas, I had a sandwich out of a packet. And a KFC.

Both were fucking awful.

Brilliantly, over the last month or so with very little to do, I’ve had time to actually make lunch most days, or at least make breakfast at lunchtime; and then dinner in the evening. This is something I have never taken for granted; I’m proud of the fact that unlike many other 26-year-old males I can actually cook; and the only thing I microwave is leftovers and porridge.

Sandwiches are easy to make, sure, but a good sandwich requires patience and good technique.

A simple cheese and pickle sandwich? Well, first let’s think about the bread. No tiger loaf or crusty bap for this. What you need is a good old normal white sliced loaf. Preferably medium sliced – thick is just too much bread for lunchtime. This ain’t a £7.95 deep-fill bloomer from the Castle, after all, and all former and current students will appreciate the extra two slices you get in a medium-sliced loaf. (I always wonder where the thin-sliced option is, but apparently you just have to buy One Stop’s own-brand bread for this. More on appropriate breads later.) (more…)