Archive for December, 2009

What A Load Of Shit

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

Great, I thought, an American site with a Top Five UK TV programmes of the decade.

But no. First of all they included the spectacularly awful Coupling And Dr. Who was number one. And as the comments on their post attest, missed out most of the best, including:

  • Brass Eye
  • Jam
  • Armando Iannucci
  • Black Books
  • Shameless
  • Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace
  • Spaced
  • Peep Show
  • That Mitchell and Webb Look
  • Trigger Happy TV (series one only)
  • Fonejacker
  • Skins (s1/2)
  • Misfits (granted this is fairly recent, but nonetheless)

The list goes on. How DARE they. (I am aware, of course, that Brass Eye and Jam were around before 2000. But Dr. Who has been going since 1963, so I think this is valid.)

D Is For Decade

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

It’s only just struck me that in two and a half weeks’ time, we’ll be entering a new decade.

This is the third time I’ve done this, although only the second time it actually occurs to me that it’s a little bit more than another Christmas holiday, on account of me being six when we rolled from ’89 to ’90.

And as I was discussing with associate Phil the other day, we’ll soon have to start including the “nineteen” when we talk about the past. “The twenties” has always meant the 1920′s, but in another ten years we’ll be entering the twenties ourselves, and saying 2020′s sounds a bit awkward as a term for the whole ten years – of course, “the 2000′s” sounded odd which led to people referring to “the noughties”, which I absolutely fucking hate. This will become more noticeable in a few years’ time, when people refer back to the first measurable slice of the 21st century, and aren’t really sure how to phrase it.

Unfortunately, i didn’t really achieve much in the last ten years. The decade started with me dropping out of Sixth Form, where I would have been part of the year group taking the last old-style A-levels ever. I learnt to drive. I got a full-time job with a company who went bust after six weeks and didn’t pay me, then shifted myself down to That London for a couple of years. After I came back, I lived at home for a bit, then with Alex, Paul and Magee in scummy Potton Road and posh Emery Place, then back at home. I worked for a prison and a tea company before joining BP as a part-time till-tart, then going full-time, then being an assistant manager for a bit, then… leaving. (more…)

Always Evans

Friday, December 4th, 2009

Always Evans continues apace with two spiffingly brilliant comics from head teen, Benny the Bean, and new Auntie Evans Agony Coach responses.

Word of crevs.co.uk has reached the man in question, and he’s happy with it, so we can continue with a clear conscious in our mission to make everyone aware of Evans.

E Is For Evans

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Presenting FoshizniK!’s brand new site, Always Evans, in association with Neskin and Benny the Bean.