Archive for April, 2009

I’ve Always Wanted…

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

…to die in an oily fireball in a cheap old banger somewhere in the middle of Spain.

Well, OK that’s not strictly true, but you’d be forgiven for thinking that given my track record with sub-£250 cars and the plan cooked up with Messrs Waldock, Garrad and Farmer last night… (more…)

Witness The Fittness…

Friday, April 24th, 2009

This is Simone Lahbib, 44 years old and she still got it!

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She was Helen Stewart in the legendary Bad Girls! It may be wrong to fancy a bit of Simone Lahbib but everyone like a little bit of wrong occasionally.

You can still buy series 1 on amazon…go and have a look. You can also catch Lahbib in Wire In The Blood, Heartless, Monarch Of The Glen and others.

Not many Scottish ladies make it into FoshizniK top tens, but for the lovely Simone we are prepared to make one exception. The fact that she played a closet lezza for three years also helps in a 14 year old boy way!

Been A Bit Lax

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Once again, I have been a bit of a fail at updating. Brilliantly I see that a lot of people are still visiting me, and these are regular non-robot visitors. Seeing as I rarely have anything interesting to say this does come as rather a surprise… Still.

Like all the great famous blogs of the past (let’s pretend for a moment that I’m a great famous blogger), life has got in the way of the internet and necessitated this brief hiatus from spilling the contents of my increasingly troubled brain into a readable format. Sadly, unlike people like Tom Coates, Cal Henderson and that Gerald dude, all fellow members of the old UK Bloggers Yahoo! group back in ’01, I haven’t really been filling my time with anything intriguing or worthwhile. So what have I been doing? (more…)