Archive for the ‘Goings On’ Category

Standard Summer

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

So, I haven’t really blogged much recently, as you can see. I kind of lost the impetus for the internet in general a couple of months ago, which happens every now and then, and it’s only just starting to re-assert itself.

This has also manifested itself in the second temporary demise of the St Neots Citizen. The reasons are many – well, a couple. There’s some general can’tbearsedness involved, nothing’s actually happened in St Neots worth taking off for months now, and I am very very busy. (more…)

“Pasta And Bread!”

Saturday, July 31st, 2010

So, having eaten a horrible paella sandwich, I felt it only fair that we give some thought to Tesco’s other biggest international sandwich, the lasagne sandwich. Or, as I like to call it, lasagnwich.

I bloody love a lasagne, and I love a sarnie, and I love the idea of putting a proper dinner in between two slices of bread. But surely the lasagnwich would be an absolute abomination?

Let’s find out. (more…)

Not Paella!

Friday, July 30th, 2010

This morning, Jaik texted me about Tesco’s latest awful creation, the Paella Sandwich. I enquired as to the presence of any classic paella ingredients such as shrimp, monkfish and mussels. “I did see a cheeky prawn poking out of the redness. If it didn’t have mussels and fish and that in it would be shit because it’s not paella; but if it does have mussels and fish and that in it will be shit because it tastes like shit. I should think that it will be the first and last time I see that sandwich.”

Well, I love to upset people, so…

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Nick Goes Adventuring

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

You can read Nick’s brand new blog, Out Of Eltisley, at http://klaus.foshiznik.com/. This is the same address where the Singapore blog would have been located, had he not returned from the Lion State in under a week (most of which he spent in Turkey).

Good stuff!

“Moaty! I’ve Brought You KFC And Tennents!!”

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

If you’ve been living under or inside a rock for the last week or so, you may have failed to notice the short saga of Raoul Moat, the Rothbury gunmen who looks like Brandy on steroids. If you don’t know who Brandy is, imagine Raoul Moat not on steroids. Bingo.

In a nutshell, roid-freak released from prison, shoots ex’s new fella and a copper, writes letter proclaiming death to the rozzers, goes shopping at B&Q wearing a bright-orange t-shirt, is cornered in the woods, shoots himself. (more…)

iPads: Half-Hearted

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

So, the other day I received exciting news from the world of Constantine – “the boy” (standard blogname for boyfriend – I wonder why us male bloggers never refer to our significant others as “the girl”?) had bought a communal iPad.

An impulse purchase, too – he decided he wanted one at lunchtime and had one by close of play.

Now, I’m all for having enough money to spend on shiny bits of Apple goodness. But iPad has upset me somewhat.

Windows tablet PC’s have been around for years, and were essentially a standard laptop with a touchscreen that ou could spin around (ninjas) and fold flat. iPad looks much much nicer, but it runs fucking iPhone OS. Why? It can’t multitask, you can’t install any standard applications, it lacks most basic ports to connect it up to other pretty stuff. Apple have missed a trick here – all they’ve done is create a really fucking big iPod Touch.

So, for the first time since the Newton, I pronounce the iPad an epic fucking waste of money.

It’s still pretty cool though.

Bye Bye Marcus!

Friday, April 30th, 2010

Today, Marcus moves to Grantchester.

Marcus has never lived outside of St Neots. Well, when he was born we lived in Gosport, but we moved here before he was one. This’ll be an interesting change, and leave me the last member of my family still in the Neots.

I’m gonna pretend that I’m only living here ironically, OK? (I bloody love St Neots)

Off Switch

Sunday, April 18th, 2010

Last week, b3ta wished there was an off-switch that could kill all your modern communication devices – mobile phone, email, twitter, facebook etc – until you were ready to deal with them again.

I’m totally the winner.

Busy Busy Busy

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Well, we finished uni nearly two weeks ago and I have got precious little done.

The first week was spent at the all-singing all-dancing all-new Ernulf – sorry, Caffe Zest at One Leisure. The re-incarnation of the old bar promised to be busy and good fun, even if it did have a roomful of screaming kids next door, guaranteed, at all times, by the soft play area.

Hours and hours of cleaning and getting “stuff” ready resulted in me, well, leaving at the end of the week – a lengthy story which I shall recount, erm, tomorrow or something.

Thursday day and night involved Alex, Russell, alcohol and fun times (the less said about the fallout the following day, the better). Good Friday saw me and Alex rather sickly-looking and boarding an old X5 to take us into Cambridge – she to meet Russell, me to meet Julie. That evening, went out with a lot of Julie’s friends to The Regal, where they insist on always going even though it is absolutely fucking awful.

A weekend of doing really very little, barely moving from the extremely comfortable sofa, followed. Ah to be rich and be able to laze around all day at will!

This week, me and Ben, and from tomorrow Marcus, are helping Rita from next door (to our old house) clean out her long-neglected garden, pull up weeds, fix fences and trellises and greenhouses, and shift three bedrooms’ worth of forty years’ worth of accumulated junk, erm, around. Today mainly involved driving a rented Transit around all day backwards and forwards to the tip, and hey, you know I love a van.

In between this and finding spiffy animal stories for a site I’m helping to run at the moment, AND writing bits of my 6000-word assignment, I really haven’t had time for much else. I haven’t cycled for ages, except to town and back; I haven’t cooked properly all week, I’ve been eating absolute shit and I feel ill.

Brilliant Easter holidays then, AND I only got one fucking Easter egg! The cheek!

eBay – Let’s Go Phishing

Saturday, March 13th, 2010

Brilliantly poor attempt at phishing from a dodgy eBayer.

Location: United States. Address is in Nigeria though… funny old thing.
Look at this email “from PayPal”. Apart from the fact this is not a service PayPal offer, every single email address is spoofed.

Hello Tim …
>>
>> You received a payment of 345.00 GBP from northcfam (
>> rezaamiri20??@gmail.com <kathysmith795??@yahoo.com>)
>>
>> Important Note: This PayPal® payment has been deducted from the buyer’s
>> account and has been “APPROVED”but will not be credited to your account
>> until the shipment reference/tracking number is sent to us for
>> verification
>> so as to secure both the buyer and the seller.
>>
>> Thanks for using PayPal. You can now send any item.
>>
>> Buyer’s Protection – Eligible (more…)