Literally, my sides hurt. Thanks to Constantine for the link; dunno how I missed it.
"Yes, I know he's got a shotgun, but check it out: I've got a taser and an angry face!"
The Encyclopaedia Dramatica entry on Raoul Moat is the most brilliantly fucking hilarious thing I have read so far this year. The intro paragraph gives you a flavour of what’s to come:
Raoul “Rambo” Moat was an hero who, after administering three doses of miracle shotgun mouthwash to his ho and her copper boyfriend and another PC, lost a seven-day game of Manhunt with a 6-star wanted level. He was posthumously awarded the title of “Hide and Seek Champion of Great Britain”, taking the honour from one M. McCann.
Let “Battle Raoul” Commence!
Already love it? It goes on with such gems as
Successful Trolls taking the piss out of Moat with comments that can be summed up with “Boom, headshot!”, and genuine supporters becoming incredibly angry and butthurt, which shows that the fat northern scum can give it but they can’t take it.
when discussing Facebook saying fuck off despite all the drama, and the legendary interview with Gazza:
Seriously, click play; if you haven’t already pissed yourself twice, you will. It’s worth eight minutes of your life.
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